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Ask FondA
Agony aunt, cabaret queen – and
newly wed! –
Fonda Cox
solves
all your wedding quandaries…
DEAR FONDA
,
my fiancée wants to
go to a strip club for her hen party,
and it’s really windingme up! I’m
trying to play it cool, but don’t want
her to go. Should I say anything?
You should never be scared of your partner seeing a
stripper – yes, they may have plenty of things that
you don’t (gonorrhoea and chlamydia to
name just two!) But after she gets back
from a night of sexual teasing and no
action, you are going to have the ride of
your life when she
gets
home.
Prepare to be
pounced on as soon
as she walks through the door. If
she’s still capable of walking that is –
it is her hen night after all!
DEAR FONDA
, I know it’s a cliché,
but my future mother-in-law is
completely off her rocker, and
meddling must be her middle
name or something. How do I
handle her?
Ahh, my dear reader. Everybody has their
weakness – for some its crack cocaine, while others
would simply do anything for a chocolate
Hobnob! You just have to find hers, and if trying to
locate your local drug dealer or late night Co-op
(for emergency Hobnobs) proves to be too much
for you, why not throw all your final decisions for
your big day into one extravaganza.
Invite the old wench along, but take her for a
champagne spa day in the morning. Get her
trollied and then she’ll comply with all your wishes
throughout the afternoon – just don’t join her
drink for drink or you may end up agreeing to
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