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Ask FondA
DEAR FONDA
,
my parents offered to
help pay for our wedding when we
first got engaged, but now every
time I bring it up, they skirt round
the issue. What should I do?
Pay for your own! If you're not marrying rich,
you’re not marrying right, so if your partner can’t
pay for your one chance to be a princess,
maybe it’s time to trade them in. Failing
that, put yourself up for adoption – it
worked for Little Orphan Annie.
DEAR FONDA
,
I hate my engage-
ment ring, but my fiancée thinks I
love it! It’s not my style at all,
but I don’t want to hurt her
feelings. Help.
Maybe now is the time to
upgrade your kitchen and get a
waste disposal unit fitted. While
lovingly hand-washing your dinner
plates, the ring could slip off and get
mangled in the waste disposal unit.
You could feign distress and use the trauma as
your excuse to buy a replacement that doesn't
remind you of the original. Failing that... have you
considered more extreme sexual activities? Many
men have lost items as big as a Rolex inside me.
DEAR FONDA
, how do we deal with people who
ask if they’re invited to our wedding, when we
have no intention of inviting them?
Tell them it’s a ‘family only’ affair, and ban your
guests from using Twitter or Facebook on the big
day. This idea works great – unless of course it’s
Ask
Agony aunt, cabaret queen and
legendary diva
Fonda Cox
solves
all your wedding quandaries…
