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DEAR FONDA
,
it’s three months
until my wedding and the dress I
ordered still hasn’t arrived at the
bridal boutique. The shop manager
insists it will arrive in time, but I’m
terrified it won’t. What can I do?
Darling, quit your panicking. Three
months is a long time – you're likely to
be stressed, nervous, anxious, upset
and quite
deranged
over the last
months leading
up to your wedding.
This will cause you to hit people and
expel a lot of wasted energy. With
that in mind, your arms will bulk
up and your waist will trim down
– you don’t want your dress to
get here until the final week,
then you can make sure it fits
your bridezilla aftermath frame
beautifully.
DEAR FONDA
, my fiancé and I want a
small, intimate wedding, with only our close
family invited. A lot of our friends are really put
out by this – how can we make it right with
them?
Emigrate!
DEAR FONDA
, my partner isn’t pulling his
weight! I’ve organised everything from the cake
to the honeymoon – how can I motivate him to
be more involved in wedding planning?
Be careful what you wish for – are you sure you
want his input? How can your day be perfect if
Ask
Agony aunt and legendary cabaret
star
Fonda Cox
puts down her
microphone to solve all of your
wedding related quandaries…